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TGIF It’s Caption Contest day
Whew. For some reason this week just took the wind out of me. I feel very much like this guy in the cartoon. Anyway,
Here’s the scoop on the contest
Da rules:
Keep the captions clean and be original.
Da Prizes:
The Grand Kahuna: The original with your winning caption in it.
The Runners-up: Caribou coffee gift cards.
BTW. If you own a business that features any thing we could offer for prizes we’d be more than happy to add your widget to our site in exchange for SWAG.
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Your yellow jersey is still in the wash
Dont strain yourself there “Lance”
In your fantasy, do you REALLY fit through the Arc de Triomphe?
Taking your performance enhancers I see
I’ll be testing samples A and B after the stage
Speaking of comebacks, you need to come back up and mow the lawn
Is this your idea of ‘Live Strong’?
Oh! The suspense is killing me too,now change it!
I see you have your feed bag musette
Oh sure, but when Bob Villa is on, I don’t see a hammer in your hand!
Oh how I wish “Hip-Hop Abs” was on instead…
Hey, Tour-De-Basement, can you please finish your ‘honey-do’ list before living in la-la land?
“You’ve been in training for 46 years. For the Tour de ICU “Pierre”!
Lance actually accomplished something before he retired.
At least pedal once in a while.
Hmmmmm, no. I can’t fathom that you and Lance have the same training program.
There’s no cruise control on the exercise bike!
Where’s your helmet? You may fall off like last year!
And here we have the first leg of the Tour de Paunch.
last time I checked there was no chips and beer stage.
This is what you meant by getting in shape for football season!?
The yellow jersey doesn’t usually come from Cheetos stains
I see you have been working with the Broncos conditioning coaches.
I see your still on leg one, you might finish by Broncos home opener!
At least you could be hooked-up to the generator!
“So you decided that cycling is really a sport?”
“Your doctor suggested this exercise program?”
“And you said you’d never use that Christmas present!”
I never thought I’d miss the Broncos’ season.
The Rockies called, I told them you were out.
So, you can’t ride to the store, but you can ride through france eh?
Good to see you are taking this exercising thing seriously….
I have called for you to come to the training table for dinner 3 times now!
At this rate it’s going to take you two bags of chips and a six pack to get through the Pyrennes.
I told him smoking while riding his bicycle wasn’t a good idea, so he resorted to this.
And you said my bum looked big on a bike.
Work hard and maybe you can pedal next year’s Tour at a tavern in Paris.
Lance it is time to forget the glory days.
You will need more steroids to compete with them.
How is the coasting coming?
You might want to plug it in
Yellow jersey or not, I’m not kissing you on both cheeks
I think I envisioned your must have ‘BIG WORKOUT ROOM’ a little differently than you did…
Lance uses steroid drips, not potato chips.
“How about hooking that thing up to the washing machine you said you would fix last month?”
…and here we have the latest stage of the Tour De Farce
I think I envisioned your “LIVESTRONG” approach to life a little differently than you did…
Those “masking agents” aren’t going to get you you out of going to my mother’s.
Tour de France? More like Tears his Pants!
This is your best tactical move yet for avoiding chores
“I see you are still Living The Dream”
“It’s Have No Fear – Not Chips and Beer”