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Welcome to the Cartoon Caption Contest

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Welcome to the drewlitton.com cartoon caption contest

Now it’s time for you to get creative. I’ve left the word balloons empty and the cartoon in black and white. You write your captions in the comments section. You can enter as many times as you would like. Two Rules.

Captions must be original, and the big one, they must be clean and readable for our young readers. No exceptions OK. Entries will be accepted until 6 p.m. on Thursday March 20.

The winner will be posted next Friday, your name will appear next to mine in the credit line, you’ll get the original cartoon and a Fraternal Order of Pigskin t-shirt.

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  1. Cutler to Mc No-Nuggets—- “Your a wanna be Belichick just like Charlie Weis, Romeo Crennel, and so called Eric “Man-Genius” Mangini but your all lame just like these strained carrots!”

    No-Nuggets to Cutler— “You can’t play for me I’m taking my ball and going home!”

  2. “Did not”……(McDaniels) “Did to”……(Culter)

    “Did not”….(McDaniels) “Did to”….(Cutler)

    “Did not”…(McDaniels) “Did to”…(Cutler)

  3. McDaniels: Gee I always wanted to go back to my childhood, isn’t this fun?

    Cutler: I’m still a child and no it’s not fun.

  4. McDaniels: Duh this don’t smell like spinach.

    Cutler: Its not spinach I pooped.

  6. McD: You must eat all your dinner so you can be a better quarterback. Then you will get your cookie.

    Cutler: I will not. I want my cookie. I want it now. I want it. I want it. I want it. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

  11. Mcd:Mommy! I don’t wanna play with Jay anymore! He throws too hard..I want to play with Matt. He throws soft and he’ll do whatever I tell him!

    Jay:I am the coolest, most awesome friend you’ll ever have! you call Matt, and I will so super seriously stop talking to you….for ever.

  13. McDaniels: “If i told you once … I don’t like your sloppy play!”

    Cutler: “But why does your cleaning house have to include me?”

  14. Cutler: I make more money than you!!!

    McDaniel: Yeah, but I get to direct your life! Muaaaahaaaaaa….

  16. McDaniels: I’m the head coach, and I’m older than you, so you have to do exactly what I say.

    Cutler: Oh yeah? We’ll you’re ugly, too, and this isn’t food that I’m flinging at you …

  18. McD: Mike ain’t here to wipe your nose no more-

    JC: I don’t see Bill to wipe your –

    McD: Shut-up!

  20. McD: “Say it! Who’s the boss? Who’s the boss?”

    Cutler: “I told ya already! Tony Danza!”

  21. McDaniels: Stop it! You’re embarrassing yourself!

    Cutler: And you’re barring yourself!

  24. McD: This town ain’t big enough for the two of us!

    JC: Clearly with the size of that melon!

  26. McDaniels: I got us into this mess now its your job to get me out

    Culter: You got us into this mess now I’m just trying to get out

  27. McDaniels: I’ll trade YOU, for some of that sweet Cassel-sauce? Come on you’re my baby!

    Cutler: Trade? Hey no way! I’m no baby. I’m telling… mommy!

  28. McDaniels – And this is how we taught Cassel to pass

    Cutler – I quit. This is too hard.

  30. JayC: So what am I, chopped liver?

    McD: No, you’re actually strained peas and everyone knows I hate strained peas.

  31. Hey Drew… I’m not sure as for what captions should go… But, it should be called “Bus Cook’s Kitchen.” lol….

  32. McD: “Your not the quarterback Bolin and I want.”

    Cutler: Good ridn’s, getty-up!

  33. McDaniel: you missed me, you missed me, now you have to kiss me.

    Cutler: not in my lifetime coach McJerk.

  34. McDaniels: Phillip Rivers called, he says I’m supposed to call you a crybaby!

    Cutler: He started it! And now you have too!

  35. McDaniels: “Pat! Jay’s telling lies and getting me in trouble”

    Cutler: “Bus! He started it… He’s a meany. I wanna go to Jeremy’s, he’ll play nice!”

  36. Cutler: Is that the best you can throw old man?

    McD: Okay, now I’m not going to help you out of that booster seat you baby.

  37. Cutler: Is that the best you can throw old man?

    McD: Okay, now I’m not going to help you get out of that booster seat.

  38. Jay Cutler: I told you NO STINKIN’ CLAM CHOWDER IN MY KITCHEN !!!

    McD: IT’S NOT YOUR KITCHEN !!!

  40. Josh: “I’m the boss!”

    Jay: “I’m the All-Pro QB!”

    Josh: “It’s a business!!”

    Jay: “I don’t like it!!”

    Josh: “Do what you’re told!!!”

    Jay: “You’re mean!!!”

    Josh: “Don’t be selfish”

    Jay: “What you say is what you are”

  41. “are you sure this is gonna get us our own reality tv show?”

    “either that or a spot on jerry springer; just keep flinging.”

  42. McD: No- really, you can trust me. I want you to stay… still.

    JC: I trust you about as far as Chris Simms can throw you!

  44. McDaniels: Stop whining you baby and do what I say! Daddy (Bowlen) said so.

    Cutler: Stop telling me what to do. I can do what ever I want! Mommy(Bowlen)said so.

  46. McD – I hit you more times than you hit me.

    Cutler – yeah, but you’re going to have to clean up this mess. I’m out of here!

  49. McDaniels “Daddy Belichick said it’s my way or the highway”

    Cutler “your daddy cheats and I just wanted a little RESPECT thats how they USED to run things here in Denver!!!!!!!!

  50. Cutler – “You hurt my feelings!”

    McDaniels – “Suck it up – I’m the new stubborn squirt in town!”

  51. Cutler – “You no play fair”

    McDaniels – “Tough – I’m the head smarty pants now!”

  56. josh: daddy Bowen said it was my teem and

    I could do what I wanted!!!

    jay: nut uh! he said it was my teem befo

    he ever thought of hiring you so nyuhh!!

  59. McDaniels: Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you.

    Cutler: No you can’t!

  60. McDaniels: You’re a cry baby!

    Cutler: I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

  62. McDaniels = Wait a second! Before I hit you again… why are we fighting?

    Cutler = Uh… I dunno. Mr. Cook isn’t here to tell me.

  63. McDaniels = How about the last of my peas to go with your whine?

    Cutler = I’ll never run out. My agent has a case of this stuff!

  65. McDaniels = Is this a bad time to repeat you’re not untouchable?

    Cutler = Bus just told me to leave a mark with this one.

  66. McDaniels = You’ve missed with most of yours.

    Cutler = I’ve been aiming for your credibility.

  68. McDaniels = Your contract says we can play you or trade you.

    Cutler = An unnamed source just told me to hit you again.

  69. McD: We don’t need you and your reckless ways.

    JC: Looks like you’ll doing plenty of wrecking without me.

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