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New Caption Contest!
The Rules:
1) Enter only on the blog please (www.drewlitton.com)
2) Keep them clean
3) Enter as many times as you want
4) Be original
5) Have Fun!
6) Tell your friends to enter for braggin’ rights
Deadline is next Thursday at 5 p.m. MDT
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“Yes, Harvey, I know it RUNS great…but I’m still not that confident in its ability to PASS.”
“Stop gloating, Clark. It’s an impressive vehicle, but there’s not nearly enough in the tank to get to Indianapolis.”
“What do you mean you just ran over Kyle Orton?”
“…and Brady Quinn.”
its time you choose- NASCAR or the Bronco’s!
I said MILLER time!
That will look nice in the church parking lot.
10k yds passing, 88 passing TDs, 15 ints, and a couple Heismans in college and you think he can play in the pros?
Tim, keep your feet off the gas to pass, doggone it!
What’s the warranty on that ride?
Be careful, the clutch slips.
“Hopefully you get more mileage out of this one than you did the last FOUR!”
“Not much power with only Thunder under the hood.”
Nice, but don’t we already have a Cutler-mobile, an Orton-van, and the Plummer-buss stored in the backyard? What are you going to do if THIS one breaks down?
I can’t believe they gave you the keys while you still have a learner’s permit.
I still think it would have been cheaper for you to rent a billboard.
“Does this mean we can sell the Elway-mobile now?”
It’s how you scramble to get out of a jam that worries me.
Drew, this is too ripe with possibilities!
“The BradyMobile looks better”
“Cam Newton is the New Car of the Year”
“It always turns to the right!”
“It runs fine, but the timing is off”
“Does it fall apart after two hours like the Romo model?”
“I’m glad you didn’t get the Phillip Rivers; the horn on it is stuck”
“The Matt Stafford has a better record”
“At least you didn’t get something used from Chicago or Cleveland”
“Should’ve gotten the Michael Vick; then none of the dogs would chase you”
“After the 11 week test drive, can you still trade it in if you change your mind?
“I think we have to move to Colorado first…”
“Well, we can always redecorate it to say Andrew Luck if we have to…”
That’s not what I meant when I said “go get the car fixed!”
“I hope Jesus can protect you!”
Wax on, wax off.
Did you get rid of the junk in the trunk?
Is this the ‘coupe de grace’ for Orton?
At least you picked a hybrid.
You should have waited until next year when Andrew Luck is a Bronco.
1. How many coats of paint did it take to cover the bring back Cutler graphics.
2. I don’t think the neighbor will appreciate you doing this to HIS car
#1: Somehow I imagined it would be bigger than this
#2: I just hope this doesn’t turn out to be another lemon
#3: How long will the payments be on this one?
#4: How long will the warrently last on this one?
I’m floored.
Have you been shopping at Elway Motors?
I hope you traded the old one.
With Lloyd going away soon, put the car back in the garage Herb.
And this is your answer to the NBA lockout?
This is how bad the sports scene in Denver has gotten?
What will you do when the Colts draft Luck and he refuses to play for them and we trade 2 #1s and Tebow for Luck?
This does NOT get you off the hook for the Nugget season tickets you bought me for Christmas.
Did you get cash for the clunker?
I just hope you didn’t get this car from Josh McDaniels
I hope it cost less than those season tickets!
“Well you aren’t taking MY talents to South Beach!”
It’s the bomb.
Another fly by night scheme, honey?!?!
Are the Wringling Bros missing a clown car now???
You’re getting a lot of mileage out of this.
You know, it would have been cheaper to just jump on the bandwagon.
Coach Sparano, you are carrying this “honor Tebow” thing just a bit too far.
I see you found a way to recycle that “15” on the hood…
1. And you plan on getting this back into Merril Hoge’s garage how?
2. That’s great honey but can we take it to the playoffs?
3. I’ll say this; it’s better than the “Tebow Tricycle” you’ve been running around on all summer!
1. This is great John but don’t come begging a ride from me when the wheels fall off!
2. I don’t care if it does say “Tebow time”; Denver P.D will still tow it if you park it here on the sidewalk!
3. Was it the “Mile Hi” mileage that sold you or the “Scoot and Scramble” road package?
What are you going to call it, the LUCK mobile?
You better take that back before Tim finds out it’s missing!!
It’s about time you jumped on the bandwagon and finally repainted the #15 Marshall Mobile!
Paid too much AND no resale value? You better hope it performs on the road …
I said ‘Hatchback,’ not a new Quarterback.
No I am NOT going to wear the horse head!
“Big deal, you play the Dolphins next.”
“Oh yeah, how did he do against the Pack?”
“You did the same thing with Jay Cutler.”
At least the critics can whine about something else not being able to pass!
I hope that victory lap grin lasts more than one week!
Aren’t you glad you listen to me and didn’t paint Brandon Lloyds name on the car?
1. “How does it handle the corners?”
2. “Never know if it can pass, until you take it for a few drives!”
i used to have a car like that…in college!!
I thought the “Tebow” model was suppose to be more of a sports car
That look great but did you forget to pick the kids up from school?
Runs good but can it pass emissions?
You said you sipped the Tebow Kool Aid…….not drank the whole pitcher!!
Why can’t you just buy his jersey like most fans?
You may need a jump start since it’s been sitting here for two seasons!
Could you pick up some milk while you’re out making a fool of yourself!
So much for the “Orange Crush” Mobile!
I’ll be impressed if the car STARTS too!
When I said I wanted you to be more active in the Christian Community, I didn’t mean this.
This isn’t what I meant when I told you to “go worship the savior on Sunday.”