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TGIF: Nuggets win and it’s Caption Contest time
Contest Time
I debated about whether to interrupt this weeks contest and do a live Nuggets cartoon after the game. I’m finishing this blog at 2 a.m. so why not, right? But so many of you are enjoying the contest, why mess up a good thing. So here it is.
Da Rules: Keep it clean and be original.
Da Prizes: The winner gets the cartoon with their caption in it, a free t-shirt and a sketch of the Nugget of their choice.
The runner ups get a free t-shirt and a sketch of the Nugget of their choice.
I won’t be doing a live cartoon of the Nuggets game on Saturday. I will have a cartoon on Monday but haven’t decided whether it will be a Nuggets cartoon or not. Toon in Monday. Have a great and safe Memorial Day Weekend.
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Thinks he’s Birdman…..in his dreams!”
Just because you have a Birdman jersey it doesn’t mean you can play like him.
There’s a reason white men can’t jump!
I told you if you didn’t stop playing around with that little tramp I’d leave you…
“That is NOT how Rocky got his start…”
Yeah, I don’t know either…He said something about the WWE and Vince McMahon
I’ve told him a thousand times…He’s not the Birdman and he can’t fly in any weather…
This is nothing…when the Rockies went to the playoffs he got a concussion trying to slide head first into the fireplace!
This is nothing…when the Rockies went to the playoffs he set himself on fire trying to slide head first into the fireplace!
If the Fireman were the one talking: “Don’t worry ma’am, we’ve had quite a few of these the last couple weeks.”
The dunk contest is over honey. Get over it…
You can leave the “birdman” in his nest. Just get his playoff ticket and its yours!
Maybe we should leave him up there awhile… missing the next Nuggets game will serve him right.
See, Woody Harrelson COULD dunk after all!
He’s impressionable.
Honey! The chief says he’ll need to confiscate the TV if they have to come out again!
Hey, Chief. Haven’t seen you since the ‘Deadliest Catch’ debacle of ’06.
Is it wrong to want to leave him up there?
And when they get you down from there, you will go to the store and replace my Aqua Net!
Honey, I think the Nuggets bench is deep enough as it is…
“Last time the Nuggets were in the playoffs, he slid right through.”
I’ve got you guys on speed dial now.
Last one today–sorry when the creative juices are flowing I hate to hold back, haha!
“I’ve got you guys on speed dial for the duration of the playoffs…”
He did say he would do anything to win Drew’s caption contest.
He’s taken Nuggets May-nia Month over-the-top
He’s really into this Nuggets May-nia Month thing!
…what’s next Mr. Big Shot? Birdman tattoos!
…then I swear I heard a mountain lion laughing.
He’ll do anything to get into a Nuggets game.
Get him down? But I’ve almost made enough off this to buy tickets!
“I would give him a ’10’ for the double backflip with a half twist, but the landing was pathetic…”
He thought he’d found a way to combine the Nuggets and WWE events.
Geez…is this what you meant by working on your JUMP SHOT?
You should see what he has planned for the NBA Finals!
“WHERE AMAZING HAPPENS HERE” is not an excuse!
All I heard was “Feed to Anthony, and alley…OOPS”
He just received his case of hair gel to look like the Birdman.
He wants to know if you’re available for their NBA Championship party?
Good news…you’re in the bonus situation…that’s your 5th violation!
“…what’s next Mr. Big Shot, Birdman tattoos?”
Those Nuggets games should have some kind of warning on them.
I keep telling him that Rocky is a professional…..
I said DON’T jump through any hoops for these Nuggets tickets!
He was trying to show off for our neighbor La La.
“Be patient the Ripley’s camera crew is on the way…”
“When you said to call the fire department, I thought it was a ‘REAL’ emergency…”
“If you think this is bad you should have seen where he got stuck after the Broncos won the Super Bowl…”
Remember when he pretended to be a hockey player?
He belives the basketball gods will respond if he does this. I perfer the mashed potatoes from close encounters. Well lets go Nuggets.
He used be to just a Broncos fan – but with these Nuggets he’s over the top…
Nuggets won, plain and simple.
He doesn’t jump through hoops for our marriage.
I told him that he had to get wings tattooed on his arms BEFORE he tried to fly…
Rocky says he might need a replacement for finals!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT
Smile Honey, You’ll be on a poster just not a Nugget poster.
Do whatever you have to himn, but protect the boards!
I sent his picture to George Karl like he ask me to. George said to call you guys.
“Last time the Nuggets got to the finals, he slid right through.”
Just don’t ask to see his tattoo.
It’s my neighbor. He moved here from California.
Somebody told him that winning the play-offs was a slam dunk.
Now you know where Dan Issel is!
“Honey, they’re asking you to drop the ball so they can help.”
Yes twice in a week is disappointing. I promise to put him in timeout.
I just wish Kobe was as bad as him.
The sad thing is he can actually make a decent in bounds pass
He saw the UkraineDate.com ad on Drew Litton’s website, so he thought he will take some action shots of himself.
I would have called Shaq, but he refuses to come within 10 miles of Kobe.
At least it’s not George Karl’s Rocky impression.
It’s George Karl. He says forget the halfcourt shot.
It’s your turn to play H-O-R-S-E
He’s been practicing fielding those Nuggets’ inbound passes.
Once he hit the trampoline, he realized he had forgotten the landing mat.
Can’t sing the Star Spangled Banner, so he thought he’d try half-time entertainment.
I told him living in Eagle doesn’t make him the Birdman.
He wants to be Rocky, but in reality he is just Dinger.
I’m calling ‘Rocky’… He’ll know what to do!
The Pepsi Center said leave him and you can have his PlayOff ticket.
I DID call the ‘SignLady’ and she said NO sign for you.
I’m on hold. If I get PlayOff tickets I’m taking this Fireman!
I heard a loud racket and I came outside. All he’s said since is “Jumanji!”
Get him down so he can pay this bill. Then you can keep the trampoline and hoop.
The tattoo guy says he can take you in an hour. Do you still want those wings or not?
all I heard was a scream, and (w)hoops…there he is!!!!
He promised to grow up if I get him down. Can you get that in writing?
He hasn’t held on to something so tight since he got dentures.
At least I know where he is.
Agnes, come look at what your stupid brother did.
He’s thinks basketball is easy after watching game 4.
The tattoo guy says he can take you in an hour. Do you still want the Birdman wings or not?
Hello, Rocky….we have another JUMPER, Code 2 here!
Has the WWE left for LA yet? I’m calling Vince McMahon…you’ll fit right in!
What was that speed dial # for Rocky?
And he was suppose to be mowing the lawn
“So much for sneaking into the game as Rocky!”
He Thinks He’s Nene. I Think He’s No No.
Birdman? He’s just plain Cuckoo.
His alley ooop is more like an alley oops!
He was trying to show me what it looked like in real life.
Yeah, I knew this was a bad idea when is said you’re not going to believe this…
Yeah, I knew this was a bad idea when he said you’re not going to believe this…
He swears that he hasn’t been drinking.
I told him that he has to wait 2 hours after a nuggets win before he can go outside…
But No, he can control himself…
Some people never learn.
While the neighbor is married to handsome doctor… I’m married to this doofus… But I do love is commitment.
*a
last response should read to a handsome
The neighbor called and said she thinks he is nuts but he just excited about the Nuggets.
*is
should read he is just…
it has been a long day…
“I swear I haven’t been drinking.”
He’s trying to end up in a Drew Litton cartoon.
Birdman, Batman, Superman, it all ends with a call to the Fireman…
Think about it this way Captain, at least he stood away from the “hoop-of-fire” this time!
Well, at least we can’t blame the refs for “throwing” this one…
The sad part is, Captain, he hasn’t had this much exercise since Roctober’s home run derby at the park!
It’s been 25 years since he used the tramp and can not contain his excitement.
JR says” shoot the ball” tramps are for wimps