93 thoughts on “Rockies fans: It’s Cartoon Caption Time!”

1. No hun oven cleaner wont fix clean up the Rockies either!!!

2. No hun oven cleaner wont clean up the Rockies either!!!

3. Holding yourself hostage will not get the money back for season tickets.

4. Nice Try, I still like LA better.

5. We have discussed this… If you are going to follow the Rockies you have to “stay out of the kitchen.”

6. Um… That’s not exactly how you cook a hot dog.

7. Hey don’t mess up my oven…just because you like the Rockies.

8. It’s only the end of May… What do you think August will feel like.

9. At least the baseball season isn’t as long as the hockey season.

10. Its only 50 days to training camp…wait I’ll join you.

11. You have all season to do that.

    Help me bring in the groceries.

12. I don’t understand how you enjoy cleaning the oven more than watching the Rockies??!

13. That is a electic stove!!!

14. Here we go again… How many time do I have to tell you it is just a “Game”.

    Yep, that comment gets him off the cliff very time.

15. Too Late! I already disconnected it after Cutler was traded… just in case.

16. Can you do a bit of scrubbing while you’re in there this time, dear?

17. Move over, Clint Hurdle is outside and wants in

18. No Dear. It will not “blow you back to the good ol’ days of 2007”

19. At least that gas doesn’t stink as bad as the Rockies!

20. It’s time to renew your Rockies tickets…what do you think?

21. What took you so long?

22. There’s still hope, the Padres are in town!

23. If you wait until the Astros sweep I’ll let you use the microwave.

24. At least the oven has a warranty.

25. But we just replaced that oven after the Broncos!

26. Make room, the Avs couldn’t get Patrick Roy back.

27. What? leaving the car running in the garage wasn’t enough….

28. Nice idea, but it won’t work. That’s a Monfort stove. It doesn’t work, and they don’t care.

29. I won two tickets for tonights Rockies game….are you up for it?

30. Repeat after me…“I won’t be fooled again…”

31. It’s not July yet, dear.

32. “You won’t find any pitching in there…”

33. You can come out now, Hurdle is gone.

34. There is a man outside says he is with the Rockies, wants to know if you want to manage the team.

35. “Look on the bright side, at least the Broncos haven’t lost a game yet…”

36. Dear, just like the Rockies we’re out of gas.

37. At least we know that George Karl wont be fired this year like all the rest of the Denver coaches!!

38. Did you remember to blow out the pilot light this time?

39. I take it they brought in Embree?

40. “I keep telling you, if you are going to act like a meatloaf do it on the couch…”

41. Just because the Rockies’ offense joined the Broncos, Avs, and now the Nuggets… oh, heck move over and make room for me!

42. Don’t worry Hun…We still have Jon & Kate

43. Get out of the oven Clint Hurdle and the Carmelo Anthony need the room

44. Cheer up honey, Game 6 is about to come on…

45. “Been watching the bullpen again, honey?

46. Keep lookin but I dont think there is liggt at the end of this tunnel.

47. Yes we need a new owner Mark Cuban and I’m not coming until the Monforts sell.

48. Dick will you get Charlie and Dan out of the oven so they can find some talent.

49. Dan I was at the grocery store and had a brilliant idea,so if you come out of that oven here it is can’t Dick and Charlie find some workers in the meat plant from the Domonican republic who can throw/catch/hit the ball

50. He’s looking for all that promise the Rockies had during the “Hot Stove League” back in February!!!!

51. No matter how long you stay in there you will never be as “done” as the Rockies.

52. Face it honey, no matter what you do, Dan O’Dowd is here to stay…

53. When I said “That turkey is done” I was referring to Clint Hurdle!

54. Wow – you usually don’t stick your head in the oven until AFTER the All-Star game!

55. Oh Bob, come out of there! We both know your only a Rockies fan unti the Broncos Training Camp starts!

56. ****CORRECTION****

    Oh Bob, come out of there! We both know your only a Rockies fan until Broncos Training Camp starts!

57. Think of it this way, at least we have our GM stock to fall back on…

58. Yes, I got you SPF30 but I think the guys will know you didn’t go to the game.

59. I know you put that CR iron-on patch on your shirt a couple of years ago, but you can’t get it off now by sticking your shirt in the oven.

60. It’s a good think DeLaRosa only pitches once every 5 games!

61. ***CORRECTION***

    It’s a good thing DeLaRosa only pitches once every 5 games!

62. Wouldn’t you rather put one of these bags over your head?

63. It’s Jim Tracy, honey, not Brian Tracy.

64. For the love of God, It’s not the Senator from Tennessee, Jim Tracy, it’s the bench coach, Jim Tracy!

65. Thank goodness you are not a Cubs “fan.”

66. “Darn, I forgot the matches!”

67. You almost did this in ’06 too…

68. It’s June already?

69. You do this every June…

70. Well, seeing as it’s an electric stove, maybe the fumes from the oven cleaner will do the job…

71. It’s smells like burning grease in here. Oh wait. Honey! Get out of the oven!

72. “Well, I see you read the sports page.”

73. I haven’t seen you this upset since the Matt Holiday trade.

74. The Todd Helton trade is just a rumor.

75. Look on the bright side. At least you have more time to play golf.

76. Leave some room for Carmelo and Chauncey.

77. Too bad, I’m not Jason Elam

78. Matt is not in there, they traded him, remember!!

79. While you are in there, get those relief pitchers off the sides.

80. EVERY YEAR this happens…I HATE baseball season

81. Get over it…the Rockies are who we thought they were

82. Dan the fans still remember the 2007 season.

83. Your timing is bad. Wait until things get worse.

84. You tell me one more time the Rockies are going to be a contender, I will send you thru the oven

85. Turn it off and come out of there, I got some great Bronco gear.

86. No honey you cant invite the Monforts over for the “special dinner.”

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93. Don’t embarass me by giving it all up for the Rox.