112 thoughts on “TGIF and Caption Contest Day”

1. I don’t care if they share the same team colors, I doubt there’s a Bears fan alive dumb enough to buy them.

2. Heres the rule. If you haven’t worn them in the last 4 months, you throw them out!!!

3. I said throwBACK uniforms, not the throwOUT uniforms.

4. McDaniels wants all of jerseys to have the players name velcro’ed on.

5. You put a lot of thought into my birthday present.

6. I said it was a “Black-Tie” event, not a “Black-Ball” event.

7. Use the 6 to clean the toilet, and the 15 to mop the floor….

8. They both make you look like a spoiled brat.

9. We have plenty of TP so you can throw those away.

10. Isn’t a little early for Halloween going as Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb?

11. “Honey, I took you for better or worse, but you’re pushing it.

    Wear one of those and you sit at the kids table.”

12. “We couldn’t get rid of them at the garage sale, so put them on craigslist – Chicago.”

13. They were supposed to be offensive threats, but they ended up just being offensive.

14. “I put them away because it’s January, dear. They don’t play in January.”

15. There isn’t a good enough offer to trade you either.

16. As I said, wax the car with one and wipe up the cat’s furball with the other. Your choice.

17. They go well with your Travis Henry and Javon Walker jerseys.

18. No, I already told you “I don’t want them!”

19. I wouldn’t wear either one for casual Friday at Dove Valley.

20. I knew I shouldn’t have believed you when you said that you would be able to wear those for years.

21. “I’ve told you; only buy jerseys of retired or deceased players. They’re the only ones you can wear more than a few seasons.”

22. “Buy retired or deceased players. Nothing lasts in Denver.”

23. “Hmm… go with the wifebeater”

24. “What the hell are you doing? Go put on your barrel.”

25. So do you still think that it is cool to have a game replica jersey!?!?!

26. Don’t worry, honey, the Wiegman jersey fits you better.

27. Well they did help the Broncos finish 8-8 last year. That is something to be proud of, right?

28. The blind (6)leading the blind 15).

29. Another waste of $300…at least my shoe collection is still useful.

30. You should go by a Kenyon Martin, maybe then he’ll get traded too!

31. *forgot a word, whoops!

    You should go by a Kenyon Martin jersey, maybe then he’ll get traded too!

32. And you criticize me for having to wear the latest fashions.

33. Don’t tell me. You wanna leave too?

34. For crying out loud Henry, don’t you have anything newer than those?

35. They’re not giving bailouts for Broncos fans.

36. Just add them to the pile downstairs with the Holiday, Walker (both Larry and Javon), Tskitishvili, Camby, Henry, Drury (and Yelle), Griese, Plummer, Hampton, Gardener, Jerry Rice, Chacon, Neagle, Clarett, LaFrentz, Iverson, Perez (Neifi), EY, Matumbo, McDice, and Portis jerseys. They may be useful again someday like the old Billups jersey.

37. Honey, I don’t care if you never were one of those jerseys again but could you at least put pants on!

38. *wear not were

39. “No, you can’t trade them in on a new birthday present.”

40. With this team, you should save ’em, next year the new coach may trade for them.

41. 6 to goodwill, 15’s worth keepin’.

42. I’ll wear 6, you wear 15 and we’ll go to Dove Valley and wreck the place.

43. Call Mr. Bowlen, I don’t know what you should do with them.

44. Nice shorts.

45. I cant believe it. Al Davis cant make a decision?

46. Yes, I know they equal 21, but it doesn’t mean you’re supporting Andre Goodman by wearing both of them at the same time.

47. I said your “throw-back” jersey, not “throw away” jersey

48. Those are soooo last year!

49. Yes, they make your head look fat!

50. I have told you before, you can’t flush them, they will clog up the plumbing.

51. You can take the 6 to the burning, leave the 15 for now.

52. Don’t throw those out, the doghouse needs blankets.

53. No, you can’t flush them, but if it makes you feel better, cut them up and put them in the catbox.

54. Oh good, you did get some liner for the birdcage.

55. You might find some homeless person in Chicago who might take them.

    – or –

    The church is having a clothing drive for Darfur refugees, but I don’t know if they’ll take them.

    – or –

    Oh, good. You’re finally cleaning out the closet. I need some dust rags.

    – or –

    The egos are too big for you, anyway

56. I told you, buy the cheap replica jerseys, not the expensive authentic jerseys. But do you listen to me? But no-o-o-o…

57. Oh! You want to be traded too?

58. My Mother brought them on sale for your birthday and you will wear them!!

59. Yes dear,They still make you look fat!

60. No! You can’t return you’re last two Father’s day gifts!

61. Yes honey, they are d-bags, but I can’t use ’em.

62. What, is your Portis jersey still in the wash or something???

63. We have been through this with the Plummer, Henry and Walker Jersey’s they just clog the tollet try the disposle

64. The toilets there just flush them.

65. Your guts almost as big as their egos

66. Do they make Josh McDaniels jerseys?

67. Na na na na na na na na. Hey hey hey goodbye …

68. Either one… we’re going to Shanahan’s Steakhouse.

69. EBay! Now!

70. Are you trying to tell me you’re leaving me?

71. Spring cleaning came late this year…

72. SportsCenter got you down?

73. …and I can’t take advantage of a sale?

74. With your physique, go with a Ryan Clady jersey.

75. With your physique, you should go with a Ryan Clady jersey instead.

76. You wear one, I’ll wear the other, and we’ll go to dinner at Shanahan’s steakhouse.

77. When you bought those, I thought you told me good draft picks stick around for “YEARS”!?!?

78. Dumb and Dumber, it’s a tough choice

79. Dear, for the last time, you can only wear jersey’s of current team members!

80. Yes, you’ll look fat in either one, but the bigger issue is that you’ll look stupid!

81. The Goodwill truck took everything else, but just left both of these jerseys on the curb.

82. The only way you’re getting another one is if it says “For Rent”.

83. “They were both cut from the same cloth!”

84. “I already raised my babies!”

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86. Dear Lord! what have you done to my Bubby Brister and Jim Turner Jersey???!!!!

87. Dear Lord! what have you done to my Bubby Brister and Jim Turner Jerseys???!!!!

88. Seriously! You never looked good in either one.

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90. “Only in Blackjack is that a winning hand!”

91. Neither of them! I’m wearing my Rockies Jersey Tonight!

92. Save the hangers, lose the jerseys

93. Maybe you can trade them for a jersey to be named later

94. Just wear the Elway one…that one will always be allowed at Mile High!

95. Do you still have the Elway one? He will forever be a Bronco!

96. “You didn’t Believe me, but I told you they were a waste of 300 bucks Last year!”

97. I’m sure they could use a third Stooge. Move to Chicago and find out.

98. “You paid Blogo how much for those?”

99. No, cash-for-clunkers does not cover those.

100. Shakespeare was right! “Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.”

101. Did you call me?

102. Not this song and dance again?

103. I plan to hold out. So, I’ll wear the Marshall jersey, this time.

104. They both make your head look big.

105. And whatever you do, please don’t buy me a Chris Simms jersery, this Christmas.

106. I’ll wear my Favre Packers jersey.

107. How many times do I have to call you before you show up?

108. Don’t ask me. I still need to unload those “The Answer” t-shirts.

109. Squash and swear?

110. Talk about a football fashion faux pas…those went out of style faster as they came in!

111. What? You tryin’ out for “Biggest Loser”?

112. Are we almost out of toilet paper again?