Here’s your chance to put words in Elways mouth. This weeks special edition of our Caption Contest features Super Joe and John Elway in retirement. Have fun with this one.
Da Rules: Keep your entries clean and be original.
Da Prizes: The winner scores the original with their winning caption and something cool from the San Diego Comic-Con.
The Runner-ups (2) get something cool from the San Diego Comic-Con.
FYI. Next weeks winner won’t be determined until sometime on Monday July 27th.
So we’ll take entries until Sunday night the 26th. Why? I’ll be in San Diego for the Comic-Con. Hence the prizes.
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Trust me Joe… They still remember you.
I know you still want to play, but don’t pull a Favre on ‘em.
Don’t worry Joe, this town will be wearing your Jersey for decades to come. It’s been 10 years for me now and mine is still on every other person you see!
It’s not as fun as winning a championship, but you’ll get used to it!
I’m down to my last piece, but I always come from behind and win.
I retired 10 years ago and I am still a regular in Win Lose and Drew.
Don’t worry Joe, as long as Drew is still drawing, you’ll never be truly retired.
I’ll show you my trophy if you show me yours!
You may not have gone out on top Joe, but I owe my two rings to you breaking the championship curse in this town. THANKS!
~OK, not truly funny, but SOOOOO true! Joe brought this town the cup and took all the pressure off of John to go out and show Farve who the best QB of all time was. Joe was a real class act and will be missed on the ice. Maybe he’ll find a new passion as our new coach???
You remember that time when I was looking through your window and getting a glimps of the Stanley Cup?
“I told you Joe open a car dealership after you retire, I dunno what you were thinking opening the first ever zamboni dealership??”
have fun at comic con drew!
DNE
Kids today thinking its about the money, back in my day you stayed with your team and worked for the better of that team!
From being a king to a pawn in everyday life, you’ll get use to it. Stay out of the restaurant and car dealership business, its all that is left for me to make money in. Zamboni’s now that’s where you can make your mark!
I can beat your Stanley Cup story! I made a key first-down run in Super Bowl XXXII, which I spun around like a helicopter to help win the game! So There Joe!
We should start a car dealership or something.
Welcome to the mountain top Super Joe!
How depressing…we have to be drawn together in a comic by Drew Litton to get press now.
Todd and Chauncey don’t know what their missing…
Metamucil anyone?
Joe, the uniform is tarting to smell.
Joe, The uniform is starting to smell!!
Now that you are Retired maybe you can show me how to hit the golf ball like they do in Happy Gilmore..
Look at it this way: Getting checked in this game is a lot more pain-free.
“Don’t be sad. They’ll call soon for lessons on winning!”
Speaking of Kings Joe;You realize we’re Kings in Colorado!
Two legends worth millions, one checker board $9.99, four chamionships priceless!!
Correct that: Two legends worth millions, one chess board $9.99, four chamionships, priceless!!
Trust me, It’s easier to get over playing when you’re not sore the day after a game!
and after this there’s shuffleboard and then lunch and then bingo and then ….
Shannon Sharpe to Ray Borque, Checkmate!
Lombardi Trophy jumps Lord Stanley’s Cup, I win.
Without us there would be no Rocky Mountains.
It looks like a stalemate. Both Kings are impenetrable.
Wrist shot my rook? Watch my queen’s helicopter move!
Yup, I named the dog Forsberg. He busted up his paw and lies around all day now.
I hear Mary Lou Retton is moving in next week. Chicks dig the long ball, you know.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops while I was stalking your trophy.
“So Joe. Want to invest in my Arena Football team?
Next week Joe, I’ll tell you all about “The Drive”
My advice to you, Joe… Don’t divorce, then marry someone from the Red Wings organization.
Is that the hand that got caught in the snowblower?
The most fun I’ve had since retiring? TPing McDaniels’ house.
I told you, this is what you have to look forward to in retirement.
Want to play shuffle-board next or watch traffic go by?
…and then, you remember when I threw that 98 yard touchdown pass to beat Cleveland?
I could have played til I was 40…
In fact, just got a call from Pat to see if I was still available….
I could have played til I was 40…
Pat just called to see if I was still available….
Orton???
When he goes down – Pat will be calling me.
“Cheer up – we’re ready for Halloween. We’ll go as legends!”
I am wearing the pads until you remember that CHECK-MATE is a term, not an action!!