
Welcome to another caption contest day. Put on those thinking caps and start sending in those captions. This week it’s a mixture of fantasy football and the Broncos . Good Luck and Good Captions!!
Here’s Da Rules:
1. Keep ‘em clean
2. Be original
3. Leave your entries in the comments section
Here’s Da Prizes:
1. Grand Prize is the original with their winning caption.
2. Runner-ups get a Starbucks gift card
And Have Fun Out There!

Category: Caption Contest











Come on Dear, it’s not that bad, I’m sure lots of people took Brandon Marshall as their #1 pick…..
It’s official…the only Denver pick was The Barrel Man.
It’s official…the only pick out of Denver was The Barrel Man.
Your fantasy team…”One small step for man, one giant leap for Broncomaniacs”.
Some guy in Detroit drafted the entire Lions team.
You could drop Orton and pickup Vick!
“…and the only players left are from the Broncos. So, when do the Nuggets start ?!?!
Your picks:
Kyle Orton
Brandon Marshall
Denver Broncos Defense
Your automated draft:
Kyle Orton
Matt Cassell
Brandon Marshall
Plaxico Burress
You’re on the clock for a running back:
Knowshown Moreno
Correll Buckhalter
LaMont Jordon
You have a choice between the Broncos Defense or the Detroit Defense. It’s your call…
The bylaws clearly state “Once the draft is over, you cannot trade your quarterback for a pretend quarterback from Chicago.”
What’s the matter Bill? Not the kind of fantasy you envisioned, huh?
Quite a delemna. You can either jump and die or just stand right there and die.
…can I have your running backs?
Fantasy? This is a nightmare!!
“Uh…just so you know, the draft fees are due today.”
Come back in! Play Fantasy Football! Reality Football is just too painful.
This explains everything. McDaniels mixed up his Fantasy cheat sheets with his Broncos roster.
Well not all of the CU Buffs were picked ahead of you
Does the name ‘Tom Brandstater’ do anything for ya?
Com back in! You just got a trade offer. Hoodies Rule just offered you Jay Cutler for Kyle Orton.
Listen, I feel your pain but drafting Rockies players wasn’t the best way to deal with this and neither is jumping. Hold on…you actually PICKED a Bronco on your team? Ignore what I just said.
Hold on… The Broncos just picked up Gus Frerotte!
There is some good news after going over your Fantasy Draft of all Broncos players….ummm….you will feel less pain after the jump.
The probability of you taking first in your league after this draft is about as likely as the Bronco Defense being first in the league.
“Your not gonna like this…It says you should go ahead and jump….”
Relax Homer! It’s not as bad as that year you picked Stefan Fatsis as your kicker.
Hey it could be worse…You could live in Oakland
Don’t jump Honey, this Ingle looks like a nice young man.
Looking at this…I suggest you try Fantasy Basketball.
Good news…Brandstater hasn’t been selected.
Look at this…they put sudoku puzzles on the back of this draft list.
Look at this…they put sudoku puzzles on the back of your draft list.
Broncos, schmoncos… There are still a lot of Raidahs on the board!
OK. After you jump, Mike’s got your Favre pick, Louie has Fitzgerald, Tom’s got your tight end, and I’ve got your Peterson at RB and NY Giants defense. Oh Yeah, bummer about the Broncos this year!
We might as well draft Maurice Clarette again at this point.