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strong>Welcome to another caption contest day. Put on those thinking caps and start sending in those captions. This week it’s all Broncos. Good Luck and Good Captions!!
Here’s Da Rules:
1. Keep ‘em clean
2. Be original
3. Leave your entries in the comments section

Here’s Da Prizes:
The Grand Prize is the original with your winning caption in it.
Runner-ups get a Starbucks gift card

Rating: 5 stars


Category: Caption Contest

87 Responses to TGIF Caption Contest day

  1. lucky says:

    Pick your poison, both of them will make you sick!

  2. Bronco Yoda says:

    uhh….

    I thought McKool-Aid was served up in full Pints?

  3. stanbob says:

    It would really help if we had a straw to stir either drink.

  4. Alan Hergert says:

    Here you go, Josh… Josh McDaniels. Shaken not stirred. I’m afraid 007 is still retired.

  5. Alan Hergert says:

    I recommend the Early Season Soft Schedule Special and the Late Season Annihilation as a chaser. You won’t feel a thing until after the Super Bowl.

  6. Alan Hergert says:

    The PR guy told me to say something but I forgot…

  7. Alan Hergert says:

    A half a glass is better than no glass at all…

  8. Alan Hergert says:

    It is the 8th Wonder of the Modern World. Two halfs make a hole…

  9. Alan Hergert says:

    CORRECTION ON ABOVE:
    It is the 8th Wonder of the Modern World. Two halves make a hole…

  10. Alan Hergert says:

    One glass makes you larger
    And one glass makes you small
    And the ones that mother gives you
    Don’t do anything at all
    Go ask Josh
    When he’s ten feet tall

  11. Phil says:

    Maybe I should pour some more water out…..

  12. Alan Hergert says:

    CORRECTION ON ABOVE:
    Here you go, McDaniels… Josh McDaniels. Shaken not stirred as you like it. I’m afraid 007 is still retired.

  13. Alan Hergert says:

    One is my AFC West Special with a touch of Vermouth. It makes you feel really, really good for at least four games. The other I call my NFL Nightmare. It lasts 17 weeks but you have a hangover until next year.

  14. live4today says:

    Anybody have any Alka-Seltzer?

  15. Connie Sue says:

    “It’s enough to make you give up drinking!”

  16. stanbob says:

    Accept the inevitable or hold out until Halloween, your choice.

  17. Nick says:

    No matter your point of view, 2009 is going to be a wild ride for Bronco fans.us

  18. Derek says:

    The one on the left is how we should feel about this season, the right one is Marshall’s brain.

  19. Derek says:

    Either way we beat the Vegas odds.

  20. Derek says:

    I wonder why I don’t have hooves?

  21. Derek says:

    At least the Rockies are on till October, right?

  22. Derek says:

    Hey, be glad this isn’t Detroit.

  23. Mike says:

    The patch works! I put it on my snout and now I don’t care which way you see the season.

  24. Karen says:

    enee, meanie, mineee,mo…which way will this season go.

  25. Tyson says:

    Entry 1: “Betcha can’t tell the difference between the old Mastermind(TM) and the new Ultra-Lite Mastermind(TM) coaching drink!”

    Entry 2: “If the horse leads YOU to water, which one will you drink?”

  26. KnightsTemplar says:

    We’re like cartoonist. Half racist, half funny.

  27. KnightsTemplar says:

    We’re like an oreo cookie. Creamy rich white, and half cracked crunchy black.

  28. el scotto says:

    At least we beat the Bengals…

  29. fred says:

    So now what? The offense is half empty and the defense is half full.

  30. Felicia says:

    One is Maalox, and the other is Pepto-Bismol. Together they *might* work….

  31. Jason G says:

    I have in my hands one glass for the optimists and one glass for the realists.

  32. BroncoBum says:

    Well…we at least we won’t be 0-16.

  33. David says:

    We don’t have Jay Cutler. And we don’t have Jay Cutler.

  34. Connie Sue says:

    “There are Sundays when half of this and half of that becomes just the right mix!”

  35. Adam Andrews says:

    This one is the offense, and this one is the defense. No, wait a minute.

  36. Nick says:

    Looks like another 8-8 season.

  37. Connie Sue says:

    “Are we all part of an evil science experiment?”

Today’s View From the Bull Pen

The odds aren't good. Simply put waiting for an NBA player to make a free throw is a bit like waiting for the Cubs to win the World Series. It just ain't gonna happen. At least in our lifetimes. It reminds me of one of my favorite stories. Legendary basketball coach Don Haskins, all 250 plus pounds of him, had a player who apparently thought a bit highly of himself and didn't find his deficiency at the free throw line to be that big of a deal. Haskins challenged him to a free throw contest and let the kid go first. The kid hit a couple out of 10 or so and proudly handed old man Haskins the ball. After the coach hit his 100th in a row without a miss the kid learned his lesson. Don't argue with the Bear. And learn to shoot free throws.

There isn't a way to leave comments in the Bull Pen (that I've found yet) so please feel free to leave your comments under the latest cartoon that I post.


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