
strong>Welcome to another caption contest day. Put on those thinking caps and start sending in those captions. This week it’s all Broncos. Good Luck and Good Captions!!
Here’s Da Rules:
1. Keep ‘em clean
2. Be original
3. Leave your entries in the comments section
Here’s Da Prizes:
The Grand Prize is the original with your winning caption in it.
Runner-ups get a Starbucks gift card

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Pick your poison, both of them will make you sick!
uhh….
I thought McKool-Aid was served up in full Pints?
It would really help if we had a straw to stir either drink.
Here you go, Josh… Josh McDaniels. Shaken not stirred. I’m afraid 007 is still retired.
I recommend the Early Season Soft Schedule Special and the Late Season Annihilation as a chaser. You won’t feel a thing until after the Super Bowl.
The PR guy told me to say something but I forgot…
A half a glass is better than no glass at all…
It is the 8th Wonder of the Modern World. Two halfs make a hole…
CORRECTION ON ABOVE:
It is the 8th Wonder of the Modern World. Two halves make a hole…
One glass makes you larger
And one glass makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don’t do anything at all
Go ask Josh
When he’s ten feet tall
Maybe I should pour some more water out…..
CORRECTION ON ABOVE:
Here you go, McDaniels… Josh McDaniels. Shaken not stirred as you like it. I’m afraid 007 is still retired.
One is my AFC West Special with a touch of Vermouth. It makes you feel really, really good for at least four games. The other I call my NFL Nightmare. It lasts 17 weeks but you have a hangover until next year.
Anybody have any Alka-Seltzer?
“It’s enough to make you give up drinking!”
Accept the inevitable or hold out until Halloween, your choice.
No matter your point of view, 2009 is going to be a wild ride for Bronco fans.us
The one on the left is how we should feel about this season, the right one is Marshall’s brain.
Either way we beat the Vegas odds.
I wonder why I don’t have hooves?
At least the Rockies are on till October, right?
Hey, be glad this isn’t Detroit.
The patch works! I put it on my snout and now I don’t care which way you see the season.
enee, meanie, mineee,mo…which way will this season go.
Entry 1: “Betcha can’t tell the difference between the old Mastermind(TM) and the new Ultra-Lite Mastermind(TM) coaching drink!”
Entry 2: “If the horse leads YOU to water, which one will you drink?”
We’re like cartoonist. Half racist, half funny.
We’re like an oreo cookie. Creamy rich white, and half cracked crunchy black.
At least we beat the Bengals…
So now what? The offense is half empty and the defense is half full.
One is Maalox, and the other is Pepto-Bismol. Together they *might* work….
I have in my hands one glass for the optimists and one glass for the realists.
Well…we at least we won’t be 0-16.
We don’t have Jay Cutler. And we don’t have Jay Cutler.
“There are Sundays when half of this and half of that becomes just the right mix!”
This one is the offense, and this one is the defense. No, wait a minute.
Looks like another 8-8 season.
“Are we all part of an evil science experiment?”