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Today’s View From the Bull Pen
Idiots Among Us
The latest Bozo Award in the world of sports belongs to Sergio Garcia. The tiff between him and Tiger Woods is legendary and has escalated in recent weeks. But the recent statement by Garcia about Tiger Woods coming over to his house for dinner with fried chicken on the menu is beyond belief. It proves once again that even though golf is a cerebral game, stupid people somehow manage to find a way on the course regardless. True Idiocy reigns on the PGA tour.Like MLK, I too have a dream. That someday we will no longer see the color of a man's skin, or judge them by their sexuality, but instead, with compassion and strength, seek to live as equals in the pursuit of life, liberty and happiness.
Until that day, I will rage on in cartoons like this one about the utter stupidity of some people who, unfortunately, inhabit the same planet I do.As always, your readership and your comments help to make the world go round, so please continue to add them. I will try to do a better job of responding.
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Come on Jeter…You can do it….
If they really wanted to increase attendance, they’d reduce the price of tickets, not give us cheaper equipment.
I see you anticipated hitting a fly ball to left center.
I think we can sacrifice THAT fly!
Glad you brought your “buzzer-beater”!
“And you thought Lincecum was hard to hit!”
Do you think you’ll ever get out of your hitting slump?
That is what happens with Buggs Bunny as your Pitching Coach.
Here are a couple of entries.
“How are you in the Majors again?!?”
“Definitely glad we traded you.”
Can’t even get the pitchers to show up.
EDIT
You know your in trouble when you can’t even get the pitcher to show up
Huh! Another roid rage victim…
I’ll bet you didn’t know Hoyt Wilhelm came out of retirement.
Wow. First to swing 3 strikes on 1 pitch.
I’d like to hear the humidor explanation for this one.
What? First time you ever saw a lazy fly to the plate?
Tse-tse three, you’re out!
Sorry, the Dodgers can’t afford baseballs anymore.
Chicks did the squished bug.
Chicks dig the squished bug!
(sorry about the typo in #19)
Good thing no one is in the stadium to see this!
Sultan of Swat, you’re not!
Might need some cork in your swatter,
Can’t fool you on the next pitch, can we?
Don’t ask what we used to juice the fly.
don’t hit that, the ball is “bugged”!
Uh-oh. Betancourt’s testing the umpire again.
If you thought the umps didn’t like the Ford Strike Zone before…
#1: I know our pitcher has dead arm but this is rediculous
#2: Ah, the problems with facing a knuckleballer
#3: He doesn’t float like a butterfly OR sting like a bee
all the best
Louis
Biff, never, ever, mess with Marty McFly .
Keep looking Ian, I know you can’t hit a fly.
Call Seal Team 6, that fly looks like Osama!!!!
Trying to work the bugs out of your swing?
He leads the league in fly ball outs!
How do you like Orkin Pest Control night?!
Our sponsor tonight is Orkin!
You might try choking up a little Tulo!
Verlander is really buzzing the strike zone tonight!
This is not what I meant by a fly ball!
And another pitch from our “crappy” pitcher.
Further evidence that our pitching STINKS!
We all know our pitching stinks, but this is getting ridiculous!
Wow, these Padres can’t hit anything!
Don’t worry, Bonds couldn’t swat a lazy fly after he stopped juicing…
Looks like you need some cork in your swatter.
So that’s why they call you the “In-Sultan-t of Swat”!
He is going to ruin the only fan in the stadium.