Can’t We All Just Get Along
It’s now called Somebody-Killed-the-Dove Valley. Jay Cutler and Josh McDaniel’s can’t even make it through a conference call without somebody going Rambo and slamming the phone down. My Prediction: A sideline brawl breaks out in mini-camp and the season unravels from there. There’s nothing worse than a family feud and this one is about to rip this fragile franchise apart. Whose stinking fault is all of this anyway? I say Pat Bowlen is to blame for this fiasco. He continues to watch the train wreck he created when he fired Mike Shanahan and brought in Howdy Doody’s little brother, Josh, to be the conductor. Although I can’t pin the whole thing on Bowlen since Jay Cutler has suddenly gone all Mr. Pouty on us. Geez, will somebody just act their age. Oops. My bad. They are. That’s what immaturity will buy you.
Caption Contest coming Tomorrow
Get your pens and your puns ready. Starting tomorrow and every Friday, we’re starting our own caption contest. I’ll supply the drawing, you supply the funny part. Two Rules. Be original. And Keep it Clean. The winner gets the cartoon with their caption in it, and a Fraternal Order of Pigskin T-shirt. Second place get’s to take Josh and Jay to counseling. Just kiddin’.
Question of the Day
If you were the Broncos Owner what would you do to settle the dispute between Josh and Jay? Have a take. and keep it clean so the kids can read it.