127 thoughts on “Nuggets Fans Caption Contest!”

1. Drink the Yoda Soda, and dry up the Lakers then you journey to NBA Finals will be complete.

2. Drink ye cup of defence and buckets of dunks come.

3. Before our final battle with King James we must first drain the Lakers!!!

4. Birdman can play with any number! But I prefer #11.

5. A fine looking bunch you are, hey where’s my drink

6. Be mindfull of the referee’s this series young padwans. No calls you will get.

7. Younglings, younglings gather round. Powerful you have become.

   May the Force be with you.

8. We will FORCE them to play our game.

9. Win or Win Not…There is no ‘Try’.

10. No more drinking with Drew Litton. He put Birdman in number 12!

11. Mmmmmm, seek the NBA finals do you? The force is strong with number 7.

12. I know your unhappy with the number change Birdman but drink up and get over it.

13. (musical notes) Star Wars! Nothing but Star Wars! Nothing but Star Wars! Nothing at all…

14. Foul! What do you mean Foul! We haven’t started the game yet!

15. Ok, break times over. Time to use the Force!

16. Yes, The Dark Side is strong with him, we must use the Force to win this Series.

17. I feel a great disruption in the force… Hey! You in the Striped Shirt! Mind getting out of our huddle?

18. The Deathstar has sent down the officials. Strong with the Force must we be.

19. Always two are there of the striped sith. Master is one, moron is the other. Be mindful.

20. Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully-trained Nugget player, with the Force as his ally, will conquer the final two rounds.

21. If you end your training now – if you choose the quick and easy path like the Mavericks and Hornets have – you will soon be fishing.

22. Friends you have there… It is the future you see. A championship ring.

23. You will know… when you are Dunking, Rebounding, and Passing. A Nugget uses the Force for knowledge, defense, and always for attack.

24. Always three there are, no more, no less: a Leader, a Finisher, and a Enigzer.

25. When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not… But if you play better than the rest… you will always have the ring.

26. Uh…yeah it must have been something I ate!

27. May the Defense be with you.

28. Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully-trained Jedi Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Kobe and his LA Emperor

29. When 900 years old you reach, remember the last time Nuggets played here, hmm?

30. Play hard, you will. Good relations with the referee, we have.

31. Defense play well, young Jedis. Achieve championship, you will.

32. …do not underestimate the powers of the LA Empire or suffer your ancestors fate you will…

33. Remember, a Nugget’s strength flows from Defense!

34. Only a full court Nuggets player, with Defense as his ally, will conquer Kobe and his zen master.

35. Lost Birdman’s number, Master Litton has. How embarrassing…How embarrassing!

36. Listen to me and go to the NBA Finals you will

37. Use defense to beat the Lakers. Use your head to beat the refs.

38. I once pulled a Rocket out of a Lake…think about that for a minute.

39. And follow the wisdom and philosophy of Moe-ism……..”They’re all stiffs !!”

40. Individual stats, personal glory, losing…a Nugget craves not these things.

41. Pride is the path to the dark side. Pride leads to overconfidence. Overconfidence leads to loosing. Loosing leads to watching the finals from your sofa…in the dark.

42. Specimen? Now the refs are going too far!

43. Matty G. So True and so hilarious at the same time. Great job! that should be the winner for sure

44. Through the West and to the Finals go you!

45. “Strong within you is the force… Oh nevermind all that, just go kick some bootie”

46. Told you I did. Reckless is he. Now, referees are worse.

47. Faith in our new referees, misplaced may be…as was our faith in the sandwich Birdman ate!

48. “Always three there are, a master, an apprentice, and a warrior bird. Hydrate you must, begun the sphere war has.”

49. “Mellow Walker, Chauncey-Wan, and Bird Solo! Hydration violation ref is calling.”

50. Keep Drinking The Kool Aid..Double for you Birdman!

51. “Powerful You Have Become, The Finals I Sense In You”

52. “Because I LIKE the numner 34… Any more questions?”

53. Working not, placebo is – underestimate your skill and talent, all your opponents will!

54. Banished Cuban has been. Stop Kobe we must.

55. Defeated you have The Dark Lord, Darth Cuban

56. I’m all out of wisdom. It’s been 24 years . . . Just win.

57. Melo must be as he was in 01-02 and Chauncey must be as he was in 03 and The Bird must fly like a Wookie above Kobe

58. I just noticed I spelled number wrong…

59. “Don’t worry, Phil Jackson in not Birdman’s father…”

60. Control the stripes you cannot. To win, the Kool-Aid you shall drink.

61. Drink the punch of getting to western finals and a NBA title you will not see, you must to listen to your master and all champions you will be…

62. Playing dominate continue you must. Have rings you will.

63. Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

64. Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully-trained Jedi Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Kobe and his Lakers.

65. You did. They did not. There is still no try.

66. Millennium Falcon unnecessary. Carry us Birdman will.

67. The opponent matters not. Teamwork and Defense, this is the path to a championship.

68. Destined for great things you are

69. “Stop drinking you must, Mellow Walker, Chauncey-Wan, and Bird Solo. From the Minder of Violations, word from the galaxy has come. Lakers must your fear be named.”

70. Strong in the Gatorade are you, powerful you have become!

71. Kobe you must play, but win you shall.

72. “Who’s your Jedi master? WHO’S your Jedi Master?”

73. “Younglings, younglings gather round.”

74. “Help you I can, yes.”

75. “Yoda teaches like drunkards drink. Like killers kill.”

76. Ohhh, thought you did, had it rough in Dallas! Now you face a greater evil…Kobe loving refs!

77. Hi Drew,

    “Destroy the Lakers, we must.”

    Thanks,

    Steve

78. “If a special session of Referees there is, easier for us to enter the Championship it will be.”

79. Kobe one will play… It is defense you must play.

80. The striped man belongs to Kobe One…

    It is Team Force you must use.

81. Kobe One is he.

    12th man a number Bird will be.

82. Darth Bryant you must not foul! Under the power of the Dark Side the referees be.

83. Let’s not make this one 6 episodes!

84. The pregame hype in LA is always a little extreme!

85. Strong we must be, and Lakers we must beat.

86. Strong with the dark side Kobe is. Teamwork, we must have to defeat him.

87. Unfortunately, using mind tricks on the referee, a technical foul is.

88. Not wise is it to drink the punch of your success,

    If NBA Champions you seek to be,

    One must play good defense and listen to me…

89. “The defense is strong in you, overcome the refs we will”

90. Strong is your defense, underestimate the power of the refs do not

91. Foul or foul not, use the defense you must

92. The dark side is he, skillful defense must you play

93. “Stop drinking you must. From the Minder of Violations, word has come. Begun the sphere war has.”

94. Young Jedi, defeat the master, Kobe-wan, you must.

95. “Don’t look now but I think Vince McMahon is dressed up as a ref…”

96. Drink of the purple putrid kobe cosmo and we shall be destined to make the King drink of the burning river.

97. When yoda speaks the smooth melo bird listens

98. Try not…DO! May the force be with you.

99. “Yes Mello, Kobe IS your father.”

100. “ZEN bah! We use the FORCE!”

101. “Strong is Kobe, mind what you have learned, win it you can”

102. Worry not of Jaba the Jackson, he I will subdue. Concern yourselves containing KobeOne you must.

103. The Striped Sith says KobeOne touch you must not.

104. These are not the players to call for fouls that you seek. It is the Lakers you wish to whistle.

105. These are not the players to call for fouls that you seek. It is the Lakers you wish to whistle. (Geesh I hope that works!)

106. These are not the players that you seek. It is the Lakers you wish to whistle.

107. Short I am but teach you the way of a champion I can.

108. Beware the Striped Sith you must. Darth-Jackson his Master is.

109. Beware of Kobe Fett… underestimate him we will not.

110. What this? This costume’s just a PR stunt for more ratings. Focus on the GAME!

111. What this? Yeah, the costume’s just a PR stunt for higher ratings. Focus!

112. Beware the striped ones… the fouls are strong in them!

113. Resistant to mind tricks the striped ones are, play clean you must.

114. FOUL THIS IS NOT! Time out I have called!

115. Underdogs we are… underestimate us they will!

116. Strong the Lakers are, but underestimate us they will. May the shots be with you!

117. “These are not the players you seek to penalize.”

118. On the road to start we are.

     Composure will be our force.

     Home we will return with one.

119. Challenge the Kobe you will…

     Are you ready to RUMMMMBLE?

120. “Mellow Walker, Chauncey-Wan, and Bird Solo!

     Foul do not.

     Victory it will cost.”

121. It’s OK, Drink the Kool Aid and you will beat the LAKERS

122. Let the Laker-Killing force be with you already!

123. Darth Vader? No young Nuggets….his new apprentice!

124. Hmm. Much anger in him, like Mark Cuban.

125. Defend Kobe-Wan, he’s their only hope!

126. If striped one another foul calls, R2D2 on him I will sic!

127. “Control, control, you must learn control!”