Tebow vs. Orton Caption Contest!!!

82 thoughts on “Tebow vs. Orton Caption Contest!!!”

1. “Look on the bright side… at least it ain’t Brian Griese, right?”

2. “To the fans and everybody in Bronco’s Nation, I’m sorry, I’m extremely sorry..” Haven’t I heard this before?

3. what happened to the other one………Quinn was his name i believe…

4. Same number of letters. We should’ve gotten Vince Young!

5. We are having FUN out there aren”t we that”s what I hear.

6. “Looks like Cincinnati isn’t the only team with a T.O. problem..”

7. I’m dissappointed; I was hoping it was a UFC pay-per-view.

8. here we go wildhorse formation orton and tebow in the backfield and brady quinn hiking the ball

9. As long as they don’t talk about how bad our defense is.

10. “You better watch what you tweet, if you make one peep about either quarterback and it’ll be all over everything — twisted just they way they like it.”

11. Damn I miss the days of Plummer vs. Cutler….

12. looks like we get the weekend off

13. So what happens if they beat each other up and we’re left with Quinn?

14. Thunder isn’t available.

15. “Look we rank up there with Obamo and Paylin”

16. It certainly not Paquiao vs. Mayweather

17. I didn’t know that the National Enquirer did sports coverage!

18. “I got more talent in this paper cup.”

19. Well, that’s one way for us to get a win this season.

20. When did we get cut to a two man roster?

21. This after Quinn was the one who scored touchdowns at Dallas.

22. Somewhere out there an Elway vs DeBerg guy is laughing at us.

23. I think they just like printing these headlines because our quarterbacks have short five-letter names.

24. You say Po-tate-oh, I say Po-tote-oh.

25. #1: The WWE would kill for this matchup.

    #2: A new “Planet of the Apes” sequel?

    #3: Its almost enough to make me want to watch the “Smurf’s” movie.

    #4: Makes you miss the days of Dan vs John doesn’t it. Ahhhhh, those were the days

    #5: Best battle we’ve had since the Denver Post fought the Rocky Mountain News.

26. We got rid of the two a days, why can’t we get rid of this nonsense?

27. No, the guy with the best beard doesn’t win.

28. You’re paid to play football, not to think.

29. Dallas didn’t seem to care.

30. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, one day only, see two quarterbacks fight a battle that will rock the rafters in “Insert Corporate Name Here” at Mile High. After the battle, stay for the football game, too.

31. How did we become Raiders east?

32. We have a decent QB and a growing QB, why is this a problem?

33. Neither of those names are Elway…

34. Does anyone actual win in this contest?

35. I don’t care how hard you try, you can’t get Elway out of those names.

36. its throws great vs. More thrilling!!

37. “As long as they talk about this they won’t notice how bad our defense is!”

38. Gotta hand it to Orton. Becoming your own quarterback-wide receiver combo is the most inventive move I’ve ever seen.

39. So now if Tebow throws to Orton and they become a great passing combo, who wins?

40. “I heard we’re supposed to revolt if Tebow is named the starter.”

41. “See this cup, it has more talent than Orton does.

42. I heard this feature was free with the purchase of any cable or dish package.

43. Everyone has an expert opinion….I just want to win a few games!

44. Is there a third option?

45. I miss the Ubaldo Jimenez controversy days!

46. It’s a matter of seeing the cup half full or half empty.

47. Blink once for Tebow, blink twice for Orton.

48. “The winner will always be Elway.”

49. I don’t care. I just want a helmet that will fit my head.

50. Whose pads do you get to carry?

51. Gatorade vs. Water.

52. They never write about me in the paper.

53. They’ve got to come up with something to keep fans interested.

54. I’ll hold my breath.

55. I don’t care if they go with Michelle Bachman as long as I get a spot on the team…

56. I wonder what Josh McDaniels would do?

57. Does this number make my butt look fat?

58. Next, Elway will come out of retirement and compete for the job.

59. So, is this what they mean by a “quarterback draw?”

60. I guess we are playing against ourselves this year.

61. The evil of two lessers?

62. It’s a win win, unless we lose lose.

63. I’d totally buy that pay-per-view fight.

64. So, who’s gonna be Quinn’s back-up?

65. Whoever wrote this headline hasn’t watched us practice.

66. Nah, it’s more like “Luck vs. Barkley vs. Jones”

67. One of those two will be our new 1st string DT.

68. Which one do the Bears want this time?

69. That’s the last time you’ll see your name at the top.

70. whooooah, is that a newspaper? You know you can get that free off the internet.

71. Is that about who gives us the best chance to land Andrew Luck?

72. Somehow I don’t see how blocking for either of these guys will get me to Canton.

73. Both of them are five letter words….

74. Don’t try to outfox Fox.

75. That’s news. Without each other, they’re old news.

76. The only thing taking a hike is their salaries.

77. Turn the page, I want to see the other comics.

78. What knowledge do you seek not?

79. What makes you an Authority, Sport?

80. If we win, the fans win. If the fans win, will we win?

81. Who do you think would win Dancing with the Stars?

82. That’s a nice distraction….but now the NFL wants a pre-game sample in this cup!